Oh, my cat! I wish there was good news about my weight loss. Truth is, there IS no weight loss. I like eating too much, It’s my greatest pleasure. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, and I don’t run men (or women, for that matter. Eating’s all I have. Except, wait! There are computer games! I have computer games. But computer games are an addiction. That’s not good. At least I’m not eating when I’m playing games.
Oh, my. What to do? I have two new dresses I can’t wear because they’re about 15 pounds too small, and at this rate, I’ll never be able to wear them. They are supposed to be motivation to lose weight. They’re not working.
I don’t even want to edit this. I just want to publish it and be done. Will the paragraphs show, or will all of it be written together? Can I even remember how to publish it? Sigh. I need so much help!